My Sister's Boyfriend
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"He's... Normal.

-Normal?

"yes, he's normal.

"You hated him, didn't you?" There's no point in denying it, I saw how distant you were, as if he was undesirable. As if you wish you'd never met him. She chattered, looking a little annoyed. "And that's just the first time he came here. And I wonder... Why did you hate him? What's wrong with him? What's wrong with you? With us? What did he do?

"That's a lot of questions.

"Why did you treat him as undesirable?" She said, asking the hardest question, and grabbing the ingredients for a super sandwich à la Ceci and started cutting the bread.

"Maybe because he's undesirable. I whispered softly, totally ironic. I frowned as I met Ceci's angry look. I took a deep breath, staring at her. -Sure. I didn't treat him badly, I just... I didn't treat him well. It was a middle ground, normal. "You totally ignored him!" She accused. That could only be a joke. "He tried to make friends with you.

- Point to him! It made a good impression on you. What else matters?" I stared at the lamp, trying to focus on anything else and not on the qualities I knew of him.

"You could have been nicer to him. Much cooler!

-Poor... Having to deal with the troublesome sister-in-law.,," I joked. She smeared mayonnaise on the sandwiches too hard.

"It's not a matter of you being problematic. That everyone knows you are.

- Thank you for my part. I put my hand on my heart, bowing in gratitude. That seemed to irritate even more.

"It's just... He didn't deserve this. You could have been nicer. I looked at her indignantly. It was already extremely difficult not to break their faces and I have yet to hear that? "You're lucky I talk to him. So... It doesn't fill up. I jumped off the counter, upset and dying of rage.

- The sandwiches! Ceci screamed. When I was already at the door of my room.

- Save it for the good boy who is your boyfriend! The troubled and evil sister doesn't deserve it!" I slammed the door shut, sitting up on the bed and opening my book violently. Completely outraged by this whole situation.

I heard a slight knock on the door, I ignored it. Ceci's face appeared in the doorway and she ended up walking in. With the plate of sandwiches and a glass of soda on a tray. She sat up in bed.

"Look, I'm sorry. I exaggerated. I kept ignoring her, wanting to end this conversation for good. - It's just that I like him! And I wanted him to like you and you liked him too. I looked at her over the book. Fool, I had no idea what I was talking about. "I want it to work and I'm worried.

"Ceci, I'm your sister, he's a boyfriend. You've broken up with thousands of boyfriends. But you can't get rid of me, you can't throw it in the trash.

"Technically, I can throw it in the trash. She smiled. "I threw you in a dumpster when you were 6 years old.

-OK. There's proof that my sister is a psychopath. She let out a giggle.

-Sure. Coming back..." I rolled my eyes. "I like him.

"You've already said that..." I hummed.

"He's perfect.

"No, it's not. His nose is a little crooked... - I pointed to my nose, wanting to explain it better. She grimaced.

- Malu! You don't even try to like him.

"I'm sorry, but if you expect me to go around saying how my 'brother-in-law', you have no idea how weird it is to say that, it's wonderful... Quit. "Alright, I'm not expecting you to become super friends... now. I grimaced before that possibility. "But you can try to get to know him better." "There's no way to get to know him better. I already know. "Too good, even.

"How could you not?"

"Well... I tried to think of a good answer, it was difficult. "His nose is crooked, I already know everything I care about in a boy.

"You mean that Alexander is your friend because his nose is straight?"

-Obvious. Do I relate to people with crooked noses? - I joked, jokingly. "Aff, what kind of person would I be?"

"Tell me you're kidding.

"But of course not!" I tried to hide my mocking smile behind the book.

"Oh, my God! - Ceci chioou.

"Oh, Ceci. Shall we stop this conversation? "I was tired of it.

- Tomorrow is the meeting between boyfriend, girlfriend and annoying sisters. And I'm worried.

"Don't worry. I'll be a lady.